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To hell with Christmas sweaters, women are now decorating their boobs to look like Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer.

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It's hard to say if this gift is for being naughty or nice, but we'll take it.

Women are taking the ugly Christmas sweater to a whole new -- far more festive -- level by dressing up their boobs to look like reindeer.

Some women are simply wearing a festive shirt and bringing one side of their tops down. 

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Others are carving a boob out of their Christmas knit.

An entrepreneurial Etsy user named YourSassyGrandma appears to be capitalizing on the titillating trend by selling the sweater below for around $50.

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"LOVE this!!" A user named Brenda who bought the "Sexy Ugly Christmas Sweater" wrote on December 13. "Was the best sweater of the night, for sure! ;)."

The Etsy entrepreneur is also selling a cheaper drop-down version, complete with a cute pompom nose. 

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Don't worry guys, it also comes in a men's version.

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Suffice to say, now you have no excuse not to make an impact on your ugly sweater party this holiday season.

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Back in 2014, hipsters were putting jingle bells in their beards for the holiday season.